baby needs help

Pls pass this sms to all.

Its very urgent

A baby needs






1. cream biscuit

2.dairy milk

3.choco bar

4.lolly pop

5.ice cream Pls help the baby..

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Top answrs of lecturers

Top answrs of lecturers if they dont knw d answrs:

1) I think d questn is wrong.

2) I'l tel u 2mrw.

3) Dont ask foolish qustns.

4) U'l study dis in d nxt class.

& d most famous 1 is:

5) Nice questn,raise ur hands who knw d answr 4 dis?? (If no one raises)...Then it is an assignment..!!:-)

 

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How old is ur dad

Tcher: How old is your dad?

stud: As old as i am.

Tcher: How is it possible?

Stud: He became father only after i was born.
 
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b4 marriage

Things in Boys room b4 marrge:


Perfumes,

Luv lettrs,

Gifts,

F'shp bands,

Cards,

Snaps



After marriage-

Painkillers,

Loan papers

Unpaid bills.

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funny fill

Your Name_______

Percentage In SSC_____

Gender_____

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.

.

.

Now Read 'Only' The Answers..!

:D :D

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Boys are very kind than girls

Boys are very Kind than Girls !

Proof :

Most of the Girls don't Like to help Unknown Boys.

But,

All Boys are Always there to help any Unknown Girl.

wife had n accident

Police-Sir ur wife had n accident,

pls cme to identify body nw..

Hsbnd-Im busy nw,

u tke photo n tag me on FACE BOOK,

If it's her, I'll click 'Like'.....

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A girl after checking her Result

A girl after checking her Result:
Wat d Hell? I have Failed?

That too in English?









UNPOSSIBLE....!!!

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chemical formula for water

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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First Time In India,

I Am Introducing A "3D" Msg In Ur Mobile.












"D D D"


Ok.Ok..

Don't Clap..!

Thank U-Thank U,

No Publicity Plz.

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practical example

Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.




Me : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter

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1 surprise

*One*

*Special*

*Surprise 4 u*

Close ur eyes!


10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1

you CHEAT!

you didn't close your eyes.



so no surprise.
HEHE!!

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Google boy or girl ??

Teacher : Google is a girl or a boy ?

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.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Student: Google is a Girl, because it won't let u complete the whole sentence and start guessing suggesting!!... and you ask only one question.. but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds.. lol =D

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Maths Magic

Maths Magic:

ur Cell number's

last digit,

x 2,

+ 5,

x 50,

+ ur age,

+ 365,

&

- 615.

The last number is ur age and 1st number is ur cell's last number number... TRY IT!

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funny propose

Boy : i love u .

Girl : i hate u .

Boy :u sure ?

Girl :am sure .

Boy :waiter ,bill for me alone......

Girl : hey... hey...

I LOVE YOU ! ! !

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